
I don’t know what else to call them - but I’ve played like, all these still games inside my little star-sign crab shell, hiding safely from the outer world alone. Tickets for Tilted’s Something Rhymes with Purple LIVE are available now ( tiltedco.Throughout quarantine, I’ve mostly played still games. I read a poem to myself, and then it’s lights out. If she needs to fall asleep, I read to her aloud and she’ll be conked out in no time. For about half a century I’ve been reading my wife Samuel Pepys’s diary. I don’t drink alcohol, there’s no great moment of relaxation. Sunday evening? I write in my diary, and write a list for the morning. I’d often find myself praying for the death of an older congregant, knowing a funeral would earn me five shillings a pop. I was paid to be in two choirs, and was a server elsewhere. Sundays growing up? I was brought up in South Kensington in the 1950s and worked at three different churches every Sunday. We no longer have one: I abandoned it once Nicholas Parsons died. Friends and family used to telephone on a Sunday, calling the landline. The perfect meal would be eaten on the sofa: fish fingers and baked beans with a glass of sparkling water on my lap tray, while watching Bargain Hunt on TV.Ī Sunday sound? The house phone ringing, or it used to be.

We’re pescatarians, so a Sunday roast doesn’t get our juices flowing. Sunday lunch? My signature dish is beans on toast I’ve raised my game by adding a layer of Marmite. As I step out 45 minutes later, and chat to the vicar, I can pretend I’m in a Jane Austen film.

It’s a wonderful building, 1,000 years old. By 8am we’ve arrived at our local church in Barnes, St Mary’s. Many weeks I’m still up early and off to a tour date.Īnd on days off? I wake up at 7am and drink a cup of tea in my dressing gown. ‘Busy people are happy people’ is a mantra my prep school headteacher instilled in me as a 10-year-old. Sunday morning? For 53 years, I’ve been promising my wife that I won’t work on Sundays.
